anthropologist-on-the-loose:

abyss13warlock:

anthropologist-on-the-loose:

The point of officially naming a pet is not to actually use that name but to have a baseline from which to come up with every conceivable nickname to call them instead.

You bury a seed not because it looks nice in the dirt, but because the limbs that branch out will look nice in the sky

Congrats on contributing to the ancient tumblr tradition of turning shitposts into profound poetry

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

Ever seen an upside down iceberg?

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Now you have!

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Anonymous asked:

very few understand the pain of being a santa believer in a santa denier world............

boy-and-girl-crazy123456:

Wait till tonight brother…they will see

aidashakur:

Remember to celebrate yourself. No one knows what it takes to be you.

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nayflorence-deactivated20221217:

milf (memories i’d like to forget)

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aidashakur:

Just because you forgave them doesn’t mean they’re allowed near you again for a repeat performance.

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biglawbear:

kineticpenguin:

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Hey this is a perfect example of how taking something out of context is some fuckery

McConnell attached two poison pill amendments to the $2000 checks that caused Democrats to vote against them: 1) setting up a “commission” to investigate “election fraud” (which is a bunch of bullshit) and 2) repealing Section 230 which prevents social media companies from being liable for what users post (which would in turn cause the companies to censor their users like crazy)

It was not a “clean” bill for $2000 checks

So why is the OP of the tweet and OP of this post deliberately obfuscating the reason why Democrats voted against $2000 checks? What is their motive?

Is it to turn people against Democrats, who have actually been arguing for more direct payments since May? And actually passed numerous bills in the House?

Don’t trust like that. Read shit yourself. This post is bullshit.

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